Are you protecting yourself from deviant unicorns? Do you want to be more of a people pleaser in the oral pleasure department? Have you always dreamed of hunting robots? Do you want to rub bacon on your body? If you said “Hell YES Snowflake!” to any or all of these questions, then we have got the show for you and we are concerned!
Also on the program: whassup with The Walking Dead, the Bastard John Snow vs. Tommy Lee Jones, and the Spider-Man cavalcade of 1,000 villains trailer and a brief and unfortunate fanfician detour into the debauched land of the gobbling Goblin!
All that and a how-to guide on using tortilla chips as throwing stars for target practice on this episode of THE BASTARDCAST (aka Ice Cream Jesus and the Downstairs Surprise Super Fun Show!)
The BastardCast: We’re surgical with this shit.