Versus The Cannibal Rat Ship Holocaust (featuring Backdoor Teen Batman)

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This week, a new episode of The BastardCast is racing toward you like Justin Bieber in a Lambo! That’s right, like an atomic rat on a Russian ghost ship, we’re goona gnaw your face off with comedy! You will witness Batman’s secret shame. You will learn the terrible truth behind the Stan Lee/George Lucas connection.¬†You will judge Jason and Jeremy poorly since they are making most of this up as they go along.

On the show:

  • Michael B. Jordan believes that he can fly (as the Human Torch!)
  • Stan Lee reveals that he will not cameo in Guardians of the Galaxy but refuses to say if Rocket Racoon restraining order is the cause!
  • Carrie Fisher confirms… something. We know that she wants an old haircut back and our sources tell us that it is NOT the Rachel!
  • A hornets nest filled with shifty DC movie universe gossip and theories about the production delay (hint: DC Entertainment clearly wants to give us more time to make Batman and Superman: Friendship is Magic a thing)
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Menstruation and Warthog Snooki
  • We pitch our Google Glass Sexy Time movie entitled, “Tear Lubricant in the Room of Mirrors: A Solo Adventure”
  • Atomic Soviet Cannibal Rats vs. The Bikini Babes of the CIA in another floating adventure!
  • An ALL NEW Mother-Heavy-Petting Edition of #TACOTALK!

All that and a pending restraining order from George Clooney!

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