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 Trapped in carbonite and long thought lost, The Bastardcast, the internet’s most nerdy and bastardy podcast, sat waiting for a rescue from the clutches of the evil Jabba the Gallagher. One day, a young Jedi infiltrated The Bastard Palace, thumb wrestled a Rancor Monster, had a pillow fight with Jabba, and rescued both the overflowing gold bikini’d slave girlman (naturally, jeremy r! hudson) and free’d The Bastardcast from its prison.

“No longer will the world spin without an ample does of dick jokes, nerd conspiracy theories, geek rage, polite repartee, snarky analysis of the news, and rabid opinions on matters as diverse as the ethics behind robot sex and why the world needs a Ronald Reagan clone army.” they said before riding on a dragon to their secret moon base recording chamber and redhead virgin emporium.

This week on The BastardCast new hosts Jason Tabrys and Jeremy R! Hudson tell you how to hide your pussy from the ALF reboot, while also discussing why Rufio is high on fairy dust and happy thoughts, the secret evil plan to clone Ronald Reagan*. Our fair bastards also get in depth on Community sans Dan Harmon and Marvel and DC’s sudden willingness to put LGBT rights at the forefront. Also, a couple of Dirty Nerdy Confessions from the boys about the shire and why one of them refuses Britney Spears’ plea to “Hit me baby one more time”.