Versus For Whom the Taco Bell Tolls


It was foretold that there would be a week of unrelenting news, rumors, and numors — a spilled over volcano of headlines about Star Wars, Marvel Studios, DC Entertainment, and something to do with swiss cheese masturbation. To combat that onslaught, The BastardCast is here to carry you to safety like a rotting piece of driftwood in a poop water flood. Also, there is #TacoTalk!

On the show this week:

  • Michael Douglas joins Ant-Man, Johnny Depp talks about getting Strange, Peter Parker and his tight little butt swing back into the Amazing Spider-Man, and an alleged letter from DC sparks the latest nerd war between the big two.
  • From the DC side: Sawyer from Lost may wet as Aquaman, the Justice League may begin production right after Batman and Superman: Friendship is Magic (working title), I will never tire of that joke, and the Commissioner Gordon show turns into an ensemble soap opera.
  • All that and an epic Star Wars rumor roundup (with REAL lassos and chaps), Jason and Jeremy yell at Magic the Gathering players, bitch about San Diego Comic-Con‘s big change, and fail to responsibly report on the swiss cheese bandit.

There is also a Muppet-y Trailergasm and the aforementioned Taco Talk.

The BastardCast: Together we ride a unicorn made out of tacos over a lake of fire and a city of sin while heroing and singing the songs of our ancestors.

Hashtag of the week: #LandoAndTheFett