Versus a Tubby Time Lord and Superman Hits the Sauce


Most shows make you wait decades for a lost episode (suck it, Doctor Who!) The BastardCast plays by their own rules and releases one mere days after it was thought kidnapped by the forces of evil (faulty Toshiba). Really, it’s a long story involving hard drives and ninjas so we won’t bore you with all the exciting details (there was a car chase! Jason got shot in the knee!)

Joining Jeremy and Jason on this unearthed artifact is long time friend of people he’s known for a long time, Chris Cummins for a rousing hour of fart jokes, geekery and, nerd news from 8 days ago… because all of this stuff STILL MATTERS!

On the show:

  • 20th Century Fox subsidizes the dying print industry by aligning with Empire Magazine to release commemorative covers for every person associated with X-Men First Class: Days of Future Past except the costume designer that gave the world ABBA (Quick)Silver.
  • C-Tates will play Gambit if Danny McBride frees him from his gimp duties.
  • Adult Native MMA Reptiles (Or, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) and the people that love them.
  • Fat Time Lords and the women who carry them.
  • Henry Cavil goes to a bar!
  • LEGO foils the greatest social media campaign of all time.
  • And TACO TALK turns into a black hole, sucking in ALL food news to become, TACO TALK 2.0

Does that sound like something that you’d be interested in? You’re damn right it does. drunkerman All that and ninja assassin cats with shoulder mounted cannons on num num patrol.