THIS IS RELEVANT TO YOUR INTERESTS! Well, I assume so since you are on this site and it is a clip from the irreplaceable king of late night TV, David Letterman, about Batman.
That’s basically RadioBastard’s boilerplate.
The bit runs the usual gambit between mild smirk and laugh-out-loud hilarity however I do want to point out that the writers did leave out the rather obvious “You are bleeding out in a dark alley…”
That got dark quick….