The ‘Furious 7’ Japanese Title Is Like…

Fast 7A unicorn grazing on a virgin plain… like sex on a weeknight… like a video game vacation… like a taco buffet for you and you alone… like finding a $20 bill on the street without blood on it… like being best friends with Batman…

THAT is what the Japanese title for Furious 7 is like, because in Japan, Furious 7 is called: Wild Speed: Sky Mission

Here are various orgasm gifs.

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Posted on by March 30, 2015
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