Versus Ghost Sex, Zombie Transformers, and the Mustache Hall of Fame

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This time on The BastardCast, Jason and Jeremy discuss the world of the psychic and supernatural while also investigating the world of ghost dating. Also, the pain and gain of bad boys trying to throw an air conditioner at Michael Bay, crack addled mice, the mustache hall of fame, bacon and your bits, and President Terminator and Vice President Dennis Rodman.

More? You greedy little unicorns, you… how about a shared Universal movie monster universe with Dracula, non-Twilight-y Frankenstein, and Chevy Chase? How about Tim Burton possibly directing a Beetlejuice sequel? How about the end of South Park’s iron man streak? How about we try to figure out what fresh hell awaits us all in the Spring with the upcoming Darth Vader TV special?

My goodness, you still want more, don’t you? Well, at the very, very end of the show, Jason and Jeremy Spoil Shit and pick apart the alleged nerd love letter that is Zero Charisma and discuss the depiction of nerds in Hollywood.

All that and more on The George Michael Sports Machine…sobbingThe BastardCast: We have applesauce in our pants!

Versus Grand Theft Podcast

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This time on The BastardCast, the boys return to get creeped out by clowns, root for GWAR to play the Super Bowl, get drunk on Hello Kitty near-beer, and assure you that your vagina’s are not haunted.

They’re also discussing the ways in which BatFleck handles his shit, horrifying puppet hug time with Superman, Jason’s newborn GTA V addiction, and we Trailergasm with Zero Charisma… and we also discuss the movie Zero Charisma.

Do you require more? You son of a bitch! Fine! The Expendables newest badass could be Frasier Crane (Kick), Schwarzenegger may lay waste to the smurf colored cat-elves in Avatar 2, The Hoff strikes out against Marvel and that guy who directed The Avengers because he was the best Nick Fury, and the rare Ned Beatty nickel!All that and a shocking amount German porn references on THE BASTARDCAST!

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The BastardCast: This is what shame sounds like.

oh ya… and go here to help Spot Northampton’s Clown!