Versus Booster Gold, Frankenstein and, Bill Murray

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Recorded by three disgraced mall Santa’s over a steel drum filled with burning dreams from the year gone by, Jason, Matt, and Jeremy are here to invade your chimney and deliver The BastardCast Christmas Special! This time on the show, we’re talking about lazy holiday plans, the great Wonder Woman pants debate, and the best comics, TV shows, and movie films of the year. [read more>>]

Versus Wonder Woman, Unicorns, and Robot Hunting

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This time on The BastardCast, Jason and Jeremy talk about the age of the X-Men movie universe, the difference between Bale and Affleck’s Batman, and the Gal Gadot/Wonder Woman news and all the nerd rage it hath wrought with Christina from Agents of Geek and the Intro to Geek podcast, before she leaves and things get WEIRD. [read more>>]

Versus All the Superheroes, The Hunger Jared, and Holy Vicar of Booze

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This time on The Bastardcast, Jeremy and Jason strap on their proton packs and go to work on one of the greatest invasions of nerd news that they have ever seen!

This week was supernatural, yo. [read more>>]

Versus JCVD, Unicorns After Dark and, Fred the Asteroid

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This time on The Real Heroes of Podcasting, otherwise known as The BastardCast, Jeremy and Jason are joined by leather clad dynamo Chris Cummins (Geekadelphia, Topless Robot, & HibernationSickness.com) to do the no-no dance with words and emotion and sexual fervor. Also, Star Wars and a special iTeam investigation, “Unicorns vs. Dragons: Who Would You Rather Get Blown By?” The answer may surprise you.

What more do you need to fill the whole in your lives blasted through you by the cancellation of NBC’s IRONSIDE? How about the long awaited return of TACO TIME!?! Do you need more? Alright, we’re talking about the great comic book boob blockade, the future of Daredevil, the death of Beware the Batman, and we discuss Marvel and DC’s failings in the making good superhero movies with strong lady heroes in the lead.

You know we gotta talk about Russia’s war on asteroids, a global killer named Fred, the Captain America: Winter Soldier trailer (which we watch with both of our eyes!), customer service with JCVD, the ways that Steven Moffat wrath fucks the Whovian kind, Sulu and Checkov sitting in a tree, and in a new segment called “Rapping with Jason”, Jason spits Fresh Prince lyrics while taking you through which scotch tapes you’re going to want on hand this holiday season.

All that and BONUS CONTENT FEATURING LIES ABOUT PUMPKINS AND YOUR FATHER, on The BastardCast!waynes_world_doritos-medThe BastardCast, willing to sell out at a moments notice.

Versus Leather Sweatpants and the Agents of Bat

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This time on The BastardCast, Jason and Jeremy board the Botany Bay and find Matt Jackson, naked, alone, and full of evil intent. Together, they crash the serene quiet of the cosmos with a ghetto blaster, a crappy but lovable star cruiser, and a mission to punch at the heart of this week’s nerdy news with acid wits and embarrassing bitch tits.

WHAT WE TALKIN BOUT BRUCE WILLIS? We talkin bout nananana Batman! Is Wonder Woman going to crash DC’s upcomming spandex sausage fest and will anyone care about a Batman-less Jim Gordon/Gotham City TV show? We’re also talking about the upcoming Constantine TV show, and whether DC is building it’s own wide universe on the small screen.

More Batman? But of course, we’ve got EXCLUSIVE and surprising audio from casting sessions all throughout Batman’s long on-screen history. Eion Bailey ain’t got shit on the Godfather in spandex!

Alright, maybe you’re an acolyte of Marvel. Part of the Merry Marvel Marching Society. For you, we have our views on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. and later, we discuss Avengers 2: Age of Ultron in TRAILERGASM (and also Need for Speed, bitch!)

We also realize that the name Michael Jordan is somewhat common, that Alan Moore is not a clown (sorry, Grant), why Dumb and Dumber makes us sad now, the Firefly comic, our Halloween plans, and what the world’s worst rap battle looks like.All that and MOAR (We’re contractually obligated to spell more like that. Please help.)  

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The BastardCast: The gentleman you see in the image above is our God, worship him with mutton in your mouth and a Pegasus in your soul.

Versus The Wrath of Con, Your #SDCC13 Reaction Show

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 This week on The Bastardcast, Jeremy and Jason go to San Diego Comic Con… in their minds, discussing all the con’s biggest news.

Superman/Batman? Yup, they’re talking about what (and who) the next Batman needs to be and if Zack Snyder can handle Batman’s “curves”.

Avengers 2: Age of Ultron? Of course! Joss Whedon‘s irrational fear of ants and cannon needs to be explored!

Speaking of the Marvel Movie Universe, Jason is concerned about a tear in the fabric of space and time should Magneto Prime bed Retro Magneto, and the fellows discuss Hugh Jackman, Matt Smith, Simon Pegg, and Bryan Cranston‘s penchant for cosplay and a new rule about comic convention etiquette, hash tag: Star Jarring.

Also on the show: The boys ponder which beloved sci-fi franchise they want JJ Abrams to befoul (hand on the glass JJ, you brought this on yourself), and did you believe that Kevin Smith was retiring? FOOL! Smith may want to make a movie about a man in a walrus suit called Tusk.

All of that, sad Dan Harmon, and some chatting about what SDCC is and what we were all not given, meaning real details and any news about a Flash movie, Doctor Strange, Black Panther, and of course, WONDER WOMAN!

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The BastardCast: Invisible overlords of the Hall H Shantytown since 2006.

Versus Time Traveling Zombie Dragons

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This week on The Bastardcast, Jeremy and Jason welcome Nerdbastard and Blastr word pooper-outer Mathew Jackson to venture out into the super unknown and discuss the burden in Jon Hamm‘s hand (wordboy means his dick, “Hamm Dickgate Part 2”), the majesty of Zombie Time Traveling Dragon Weekend, aka Time Traveling Dragon Zombie Weekend, aka… you get the picture… Doctor Who and Game of Thrones are back! The Walking Dead is going away! We’re talking about it!!

Also on the show: [read more>>]