Versus Romancing The Robo-Bone

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Good morning and welcome to Wake Up BastardCast! This morning, we’re talking to soap opera actor Duncan Dour about love scenes and crying in prison. Also, Kitty and Skot monkey arang with primate expert Ellis Geren and resident medium Tammy O’Neil communicates with dead confederate soldiers who want to confess their atrocities for a shot out of limbo.

Here’s a look at some of those stories: [read more>>]

Versus DC, Star Wars, and the Godzilla Kaiju Diet Plan

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What is The BastardCast? Well, I’m glad you asked. The BastardCast is dynamism, sensuality, deep tissue massage, chilli cheese fries, exploration, suspense, still photography, fine Italian motor cars, lust, tragedy, hygiene, wistfulness, grace, and grace, and also grace. [read more>>]

Versus The #RinkDink #ClownPound #HashTag #Instagramapalooza

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Live from the corner of sleep deprivation and poor impulse control, it’s The BastardCast, the #1 authority in unearned self-proclamations. This time on the show we’re serving up a well-spiced stew of humor, entertainment news, weirdness, food, heart and also #ClownPounding.

You want specifics? SPECIFICS! On this weeks show: [read more>>]

Versus Bill Clinton and the Perfect Stranger Danger from Mars

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Welcome to the festival of light that is The BastardCast, unfortunately the chicken wing coupons that we sent out are expired. Sorry, but hey the #TimeChallenge continues, we sorta have have Star Wars new. Plus the finer points of the great May 6th, 2016 Sophie’s Choice of movie blockbuster weekends that DC/Marvel have set up for us and the worst audition tape ever for a late night TV talk show (but it is for basic cable, so we still have a chance!)

On the show this week we talk about the funny and informative topics, like: [read more>>]

Versus #CancelColbert and MossMan McButtstuffs

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Congratulations, you’ve selected the the 95th episode of The BastardCast, a comedy and entertainment podcast for rich and beautiful people BY portly slacker types. On the show this week: I was a teenage teenager! The results from the first ever #TimeChallenge! Over using exclamation points! Oh and the latest in pop-culture news:

Like a rolling boulder on a falling rope bridge shouting at you that Jehovah begins with an I while speaking in a vaguely Cate Blanchett/German accent, we… lost our train of thought, but we’re talking about the possibility of rebooting Indiana Jones, so we’ve got that going for us. [read more>>]

Versus The Cat From Outer Space (who is a huge jerk)

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Hey Cowboy Supreme! Get your cheddar hat on and put your ass in neutral, it’s time for the mother loving BastardCast starring Rickety John and the Uptown One Man Trio and they’re gonna tie a gutter snake around a rainbow and give effort to the task of wonderment, bitch! PLUS: The #TimeChallenge beings with round of 8. This week it’s Doctor Who vs Bill and Ted, YOU MAKE THE CALL.

On the show this week: [read more>>]