Versus Tacos For Breakfast and The Transformers Of The Deep South

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This time on The BastardCast, Jeremy and Jason are joined by regional tag team dead lift champions Chris Cummins (Den of Geek US) and Matthew Jackson (Blastr) to pump up the show.

What do we talk about with our jowly and fur covered mouths that have worn the shame of gravy for longer than most men?

We talk about these things: [read more>>]

Versus Matrix Revulsions and the Amazing Spider-Cat

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This time on The BastardCast, Jeremy and Jason are wearing shame as we find them passed out on the red carpet. Yes, it’s the Official BastardCast Oscar Special Where We Talk About the Academy Awards for About Four Minutes!

Glamour, glitz, and a whole lot of filler await those of you with balls big enough to click play this week!

On the show: [read more>>]

Versus Nicolas Cage, Canada and, the Truth About Taco Swords

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This time on The Bastardcast, Jeremy and Jason thread each other’s eyebrows and discuss the Spider-Man evil cinematic universe of evil, the return of Community, and we gaze into our crystal skulls to look at the future of the Indiana Jones franchise. [read more>>]

Versus a Pregnant Ron Perlman and The Rise Of The Kitties

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This time on The BastardCast, Jason and Jeremy discuss sexy Stan Lee‘s sexy views on sexy sex, a Batman-less Batman TV show, the future of the X-Men movie-verse, and the possibility of a Pac Rim sequel that asks…

Is Ron Perlman pregnant with a Kaiju baby?

Also on the show, the boys wring out the Star Wars‘ schmatta rag to get a few drips of mango flavored rumor juice in their hairy, insidious mouths.

Do you want more? Fine! Cats are forging an alliance and taking over the streets and the guys are pretty sure that it’s all a part of a secret evil pussy plan.

Hey, wanna hear Jason yell about reality TV? We can do that for you.

Hey, wanna hear the boys discuss the future of meat? We got that too.

We have all of these things and also, Jason and Jeremy debunk the sticky and unfortunate fruit rollups as condoms urban myth ON The BastardCast.harrypotter

The BastardCast: We just put the notion of raspberry ejaculate into your head.

Versus The FINAL PODCAST (of 2012)

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We survived! The genuine, accept no substitutes BastardCast crushed the Christmapocalypse and this week we’re back to talk about an Amazing Spider-Man, an Astonishing Stan Lee, and a Re-Employed Gail Simone. Following that, the boys continue their shameless public felating of Kevin Smith (He isn’t hiring any more “friends” Jeremy!), discuss the Django Unchained linguistic hullabaloo, the chances of building an actual Enterprise, asteroids, and pirates and the films that they love. [read more>>]

Versus A Very Special Bastardly Christmapocalypse Podcast Special

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This week on The Bastardcast: Christmapocalypse Edition, Jason and Jeremy dish on bullpoop Star Wars rumors, Transformers, the pain of Pain and Gain, broken penises, The Imprisonment of the Scar Jo Boob Bandit, faux hawk baby-napper, the gender neutral Easy Bake oven, and the end of the damn world. Plus: A very Jewey Christmas Message from Jason. [read more>>]

Versus Zombies, Dan Aykroyd, and Hobbit Puke

This time on the Bastardcast, Jeremy and Jason make fun of the following things:

Moon travel, putting Dan AykroydGeorge Lucas, and Eddie Murphy on ice, busting into the Disney Vault, screwing Aunt May, Walking Dead‘s midseason finale, the ‘Talking’ travesty, beating ghost children, Hobbit puke, the soul of Star Trek, and then they dance, dance  dance. [read more>>]