Prepares You For The Coming Trump-pocalypse With Alternate Pulp Fiction Casting, More Batmans (Batmen?) and More


 It’s almost like we never abandoned you for two months.

Jeremy and Jason have returned, but where were they and who have they become?! Learn about their harrowing tale (busy working and playing Playstation) and also learn about their thoughts on: [read more>>]

Oh Look, A Teaser Trailer For Tarantino’s “Hateful Eight”

Or should I say “H8Ful Eight” cause that is how the cool kids are spelling it.

Even though the movie doesn’t start filming till next year (which is nice since Quentin Tarantino was going to scrap the whole thing after a script leaked,) the most teasing of teasers will be attached to showings of Sin City: A Dame to Kill For. And yes, some little do-it-yourselfer out there already took a buttcam of it and leaked it out on to the internet.

Please, no one tell Quentin. I don’t want him canceling the movie again simply because it sounds like it’ll be damn awesome as far as gritty grindhouse styled westerns go. The Sergio Leone Spaghetti western vibe is strong here.

As far as the teaser goes? Well since the cameras won’t start to role for another five months at the earliest there is no footage or even a hint at who will star in the movie. What we get is some nicely animated introductions to these 8 hateful guys (one of them is known as ‘The Cow Puncher’? ok, I’m listening) and some interesting musical accompaniment (The Stooges, Gimme Danger… this is going to be my kind of western.) PLUS, for film geeks out there, it confirms that the film will be released in “Glorious 70mm [Super CinemaScope]

Quentin Tarantino’s Hateful (or H8ful) Eight is expected to see release late next year.

Versus Our T.HanksGiving Festival of Love


This time on The BastardCast, Brian’s dead y’all, and we don’t know how to use spoiler alerts! Also, Jeremy and Jason welcome Matthew Jackson back to talk about whether the ghost of Patrick Swayze will team up with the ghost of Kelly Lynch’s career to guide the Roadhouse remake to box office figures that are so large that even Jeff Healey can see them. [read more>>]

Versus A Very Special Bastardly Christmapocalypse Podcast Special


This week on The Bastardcast: Christmapocalypse Edition, Jason and Jeremy dish on bullpoop Star Wars rumors, Transformers, the pain of Pain and Gain, broken penises, The Imprisonment of the Scar Jo Boob Bandit, faux hawk baby-napper, the gender neutral Easy Bake oven, and the end of the damn world. Plus: A very Jewey Christmas Message from Jason. [read more>>]