Versus A Very Special Bastardly Christmapocalypse Podcast Special

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This week on The Bastardcast: Christmapocalypse Edition, Jason and Jeremy dish on bullpoop Star Wars rumors, Transformers, the pain of Pain and Gain, broken penises, The Imprisonment of the Scar Jo Boob Bandit, faux hawk baby-napper, the gender neutral Easy Bake oven, and the end of the damn world. Plus: A very Jewey Christmas Message from Jason. [read more>>]

Versus Zombies, Dan Aykroyd, and Hobbit Puke

This time on the Bastardcast, Jeremy and Jason make fun of the following things:

Moon travel, putting Dan AykroydGeorge Lucas, and Eddie Murphy on ice, busting into the Disney Vault, screwing Aunt May, Walking Dead‘s midseason finale, the ‘Talking’ travesty, beating ghost children, Hobbit puke, the soul of Star Trek, and then they dance, dance  dance. [read more>>]

Versus Turkeys, Robots and, Grandpa the Flatulent

This week on Earth-96’s favorite podcast: Jeremy and Jason try to decipher what NASA is hiding with their latest discovery, wonder if the rise of the illiterates sunk SyFy‘s battleship, and examine Marvel Now! (Thats their exclamation point, not ours.) [read more>>]

Versus Hulk Hogan and the Topless Dungeon & Dragons

This time on The Bastardcast, Jeremy and Jason talk about the Hulk Hogan sex tape, a time traveling attorney, topless dungeon masters, variant cover pollution, the worst DC hero of all time, and much, much more.

After HEADLINES, Jason talks to Halo: Forward Onto Dawn director Stewart Hendler about casting Master Chief, how much creative freedom he had, and the process of adapting the world of Halo for the screen.

Are you not entertained?!?! Too bad, because at the end there is another round of VERSUS where Jason lobbies for the TARDIS as a superior time machine to the DeLorean, which Jeremy meekly advocates… and now you know which one of us writes these little descriptions. #TeamTardis


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Versus Mark Millar And The Alien Hookers

Jason and Jeremy discus Jason’s lightsaber problem and then talk about feeling… something. Also, eBay enters the theater of social networking with a collector twist, someone casts a resurrection spell on MySpace, bacon is disappearing at an alarming level, and there is Ghostbusters 3 news to be infuriated by. Also, we have more than a confirmed nod from Patrick Stewart about X-Men: Days of Future Past and the guys ooh, ahh, and oy at the Toys R’ Us top 15 toys of 2012 list. [read more>>]

Versus Technical Difficulty #GodzillaPenis

Back from the Crusades… and by that we mean the Baltimore Comic-Con and a hellish server transfer, Jason and Jeremy launch into an all-new BastardCast with a renewed vigor and a resplendent infatuation with this week’s overflowing cornucopia of headlines… and would you look at all those shiny words that barely jive. Anyway, the boys discuss: the awfulness of RevolutionArrow casting, a death in the Marvel U, the impending death of Nintendo’s Wii U, Pacific Rim in the third dimension, the Ant-Man footage you knew you’d one day see, and so much more! [read more>>]

Versus Ben Affleck, Joss Whedon, and President Camacho

 In brightest day, in blackest night, No evil shall escape our sight. Let those who worship evil’s might, beware our power, The Bastardcast’s light!!!

In this episode, Jason is growing out an Alan Moore beard while ceaselessly watching Mohawk Man and the Curiosity Crusade and Jeremy is trying to advance his career as a Hollywood player, forcing Jason to act out a scene with him from Karl Welzein’s un-sold script for Roadhouse 2012: Pain Still Don’t Hurt. [read more>>]