Versus NYCC and Lovemaking the Machete Way

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This time on The BastardCast, Jeremy and Jason are up all night to get some… cheese fries. They’re also talking about Jason’s adventures in the big city during New York Comic Con and all the big comic book news that came out of the con, as well as the week’s biggest nerd news stories, and that one time when people were doing it in the movie theater while Jason watched Machete Kills.

What are those nerd news stories? Well, we play the Michael B. Jordan casting game, wag a finger at Harrison Ford for his indecisiveness about Star Wars Episode VII and Blade Runner II, George Lucas and JJ Abrams share fried mac and cheese balls, Jason and Jeremy discuss GTA V’s free crack giveaway (they’re dolling out half a mils worth of pixelated money), and the guys discuss their Hawaii Five-O script — “Book-M Dano: An Odyssey in Space”.

Also on the show, the fellas discuss NASA’s unfair bias against experienced slackers, talk about the glory that is Mel Gibson’s and spoil the shit out of Gravity (it’s the last thing on the show… so you have no excuse to bail before that if you haven’t seen it… that is unless we suck.)pug-roomn

All that and wheelchair jousting with Harry Knowles, ON The BastardCast!

Versus Sneezing Tits, Grumpy Cats, and Taco Thieves

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This week on The Bastardcast, Jeremy and Jason talk about Grumpy Cat the cinema film, the chances that Dan Harmon will supplant Moses, the cost/benefit analysis of seeing a movie solely for Starbuck side-boob, and the uselessness of time capsules.

Also on the show: Fans call in to make Jeremy eat strange things he finds in his office, Jason juggles a set of flaming balls, and the fella’s both discuss the Xbox One and learn that lying is wrong.

Then, Jason uses up his remaining 20 seconds of Doctor Who rant time to talk about racism in the Whoverse… quickly, and in Trailergasm, the boys celebrate the Taco Time cross-promotion with Machete Kills and the death of innocence with Planes.

You require more sustenance? Fine, grab a straw and suck because we’ve got Whoopi Goldberg riding a dinosaur into the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise, concerns about a new race of sex crazed lady folk, the Kickstarter of Porn (Melissa Joan Hart, there is still hope for you!) and the guys loved Arrested Development and want to tell you all about it.

All that and the death of a beloved character for no reason at all on The Bastardcast!

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