Versus NYCC and Lovemaking the Machete Way

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This time on The BastardCast, Jeremy and Jason are up all night to get some… cheese fries. They’re also talking about Jason’s adventures in the big city during New York Comic Con and all the big comic book news that came out of the con, as well as the week’s biggest nerd news stories, and that one time when people were doing it in the movie theater while Jason watched Machete Kills.

What are those nerd news stories? Well, we play the Michael B. Jordan casting game, wag a finger at Harrison Ford for his indecisiveness about Star Wars Episode VII and Blade Runner II, George Lucas and JJ Abrams share fried mac and cheese balls, Jason and Jeremy discuss GTA V’s free crack giveaway (they’re dolling out half a mils worth of pixelated money), and the guys discuss their Hawaii Five-O script — “Book-M Dano: An Odyssey in Space”.

Also on the show, the fellas discuss NASA’s unfair bias against experienced slackers, talk about the glory that is Mel Gibson’s and spoil the shit out of Gravity (it’s the last thing on the show… so you have no excuse to bail before that if you haven’t seen it… that is unless we suck.)pug-roomn

All that and wheelchair jousting with Harry Knowles, ON The BastardCast!

Versus The Wrath of Con, Your #SDCC13 Reaction Show

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 This week on The Bastardcast, Jeremy and Jason go to San Diego Comic Con… in their minds, discussing all the con’s biggest news.

Superman/Batman? Yup, they’re talking about what (and who) the next Batman needs to be and if Zack Snyder can handle Batman’s “curves”.

Avengers 2: Age of Ultron? Of course! Joss Whedon‘s irrational fear of ants and cannon needs to be explored!

Speaking of the Marvel Movie Universe, Jason is concerned about a tear in the fabric of space and time should Magneto Prime bed Retro Magneto, and the fellows discuss Hugh Jackman, Matt Smith, Simon Pegg, and Bryan Cranston‘s penchant for cosplay and a new rule about comic convention etiquette, hash tag: Star Jarring.

Also on the show: The boys ponder which beloved sci-fi franchise they want JJ Abrams to befoul (hand on the glass JJ, you brought this on yourself), and did you believe that Kevin Smith was retiring? FOOL! Smith may want to make a movie about a man in a walrus suit called Tusk.

All of that, sad Dan Harmon, and some chatting about what SDCC is and what we were all not given, meaning real details and any news about a Flash movie, Doctor Strange, Black Panther, and of course, WONDER WOMAN!

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The BastardCast: Invisible overlords of the Hall H Shantytown since 2006.

Versus the Specter of George Lucas and the Spectacle of Daniel Aykroyd

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This week on The Bastardcast, which is a thing you apparently listen to, Jeremy and Jason discuss why Dan Aykroyd‘s hope tastes like tumor salad. Also, the great question of life is asked: why is Futurama no longer a TV show but Vanilla Ice churning freaking butter is? [read more>>]