The Star-Lord vs Ronan Dance-Off You Didn’t Get To See

Yes, more Guardians Of The Galaxy. With arguably one of the best (or at the very least successful) comic-to-screen adaptions hitting DVD and Blu-ray soon (and available digitally now,) the folks over at Marvel Studios have been a generous enough to release some of the disc’s extra content out over the internet.

Assuming you’ve already watched the above clip, you’ve see a good ol’fashioned Marvel “What If” styled story revealing what would have happened had Ronan (Lee Pace) accepting Quill’s (Chris Pratt) dance-off in the films denouement … Oh, Crap, SPOILER ALERT. If you haven’t seen Guardians Of The Galaxy just yet, there is a dance off at the end and the good guys win.

Go Interplanetary Unusual Attacking Team!

Clearly the way the main man behind the film, Director James Gunn, cut the theatrical release was better. Simply put, for a galactic level supervillian and a destroyer of worlds, Ronan the Accuser is a terrible dancer. Seriously, this is not good:

worst cabbage patch ever

worst cabbage patch ever

[via BuzzFeed]

Versus Zombie Bikini Girls On The Moon

This time on The Bastardcast, Jeremy and Jason make fun of the following:

Zombie Bikini Girls, Blowing Up the Moon, The Wolverine and Dougray Scott, A baby, Winning the Lottery, Bad Movie Taste, Nintendo, Renowned Satirist James Gunn, Batman, Jason’s Penis (Again), Michael Fassbender‘s Penis, Star Trek, Canadian-centric Video Games, Happy Porn Stars, Heath Ledger’s Death, Martian Cockteasery, The Two and a Half Men Jesus Kid, why The Bastardcast is filth, an epic fight in VERSUS between non-Twilighty vampires and werewolves, and SO MUCH MORE! [read more>>]