Now that protests have finally died down, now that our customary 3 week spoiler silence ended, now that Jeremy finally had 5 minutes to toss the whole random grab bag of a podcast together, we are now ready to share the 90 minute conversation on the 151 minute big screen edition of the 75 year build up to the battle between the world’s greatest 4 color titans (that lasts about 8 minutes.)
MILD SPOILER ALERT: Jeremy, Jason, and Matt talk in depth(ish) about Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice so this will spoil it for you if you are one of the few who have yet to take in billion dollar (let’s call it) divisive blockbuster that no one can seem to agree upon. Is it the greatest movie ever? The worst? Is it fever dream of a mad space-god-turtle? The guys are not here to convince you of any of that. What you will hear is a little exploration in the highs, the lows, and expansive middles the movie had to offer.
PLUS, they exclusively reveal the hidden linkages of the Bastard Universe of Movies™, so if you don’t know how this movie fits into the Star Trek/Walking Dead/Raising Arizona continuity, you soon will.
MORE SPOILERS: This doesn’t happen. damn it.
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So, regardless of which side of the 70/30% split you are on, sit back, relax, listen and then rush to the Internet to yell at people over pretend-time as the RadioBastard Podcast presents Justice League Part 0: The Bris of Doomsday.
I’ve just spent the past 10 minutes typing and then deleting an intro/rundown/synopsis of the newly released Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice trailer that dropped from the Warner Bros. panel at San Diego Comic-Con.
It’s not that I am at a loss for words or that I am having some difficulty expressing my thoughts on the two and a half minutes that we got to see (we being the people not in Hall H, they got an extra 40 seconds or so.) No, the main problem is I keep going back and re-watching the damn thing because it is just so damn good.
Getting a little taste of Jesse Eisenberg‘s Lex Luthor. Seeing Superman rips open the cockpit of the Batmobile. Batman stands up and stares him down. Obviously we’ll be talking at great lengths about this trailer when we review this years San Diego Comic-Con, but for now this will stand as my reaction to the above fever dream turned trailer.
Look! It’s a bird… it’s a plane… it’s three fat guys talking about Superman!
Jason Tabrys, Jeremy R! Hudson, and Blastr’s Matthew Jackson join up for the latest, most epicest edition of the BastardCast since the last time they joined up for a podcast, and like Zack Snyder and The Man of Steel, they don’t give a damn about how much destruction they cause!
Cheap shot? #SuckIt because these guys are a porridge table of feels when it comes to Warner Bros. new superhero spectacle — one is too hot for it, another is cool to it, and Jason is a bowl of steaming rage.
What’s that, you want to know more about this thing you’re about to put in your ears? Fine, the guys are breaking down what they think Superman is, how they feel the filmmakers either flew or fell, Superman’s responsibility to humanity and the responsibility of the character to be accessible, and why this destroyed city is different than the countless others that have flashed on our screens.
Also on the cast: the kiss and quip among the ashes of Metropolis, the Will Arnett Engine, Dildo space ships, the best way to kill Kevin Costner (in a movie), Russell Crowe on a dragon, and Superman’s Vader “No!”.
All that and kltpzyxm on…
The Bastardcast, we would use X-Ray vision in a pervy and evil way.