Versus The Cannibal Rat Ship Holocaust (featuring Backdoor Teen Batman)

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This week, a new episode of The BastardCast is racing toward you like Justin Bieber in a Lambo! That’s right, like an atomic rat on a Russian ghost ship, we’re goona gnaw your face off with comedy! You will witness Batman’s secret shame. You will learn the terrible truth behind the Stan Lee/George Lucas connection. You will judge Jason and Jeremy poorly since they are making most of this up as they go along.

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Versus Vatican Assassin Dolphins, Canada, and Your Face

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This week on The Bastardcast, Jeremy and Jason get down with the sickness that is Kickstarter revivals, wrestler/actors, and their low budget/high concept version of what Jurassic Park 4 would look like. [read more>>]

Versus eBay Slave Traders and The Samurai Crackers

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This week on the Bastardcast anti-gravity Anne joins the boys as they deal with a deansapointing porno, Keanu Reeves turning Japanese, eBay ruining slave doll profiteering, Robin Williams ruins twitter, and Maxim tells us that women prefer serial killers to toy collectors. [read more>>]

Versus Pandas, Sam Jackson, And The Nerd Plague

Versus Pandas, Sam Jackson, And The Nerd Plague

This week on The Bastardcast, Jason and Jeremy are talking about League’s of Justice, overrated Avengers, a divided Joseph Gordon Levitt, Sam Jackson yelling, Panda Blood, and a crude video game sex analogy. What comes after that? Stop crowding me with your questions! Also, the boys weigh in on Dave Mustaine‘s need to get a good man an affordable suit, a woman who prefers plaid, evolutionary fists of love, catsup kerfuffles, the land o’ Hobbits, the kvetching Dead, and the one trillionth argument about what a real nerd* is. [read more>>]

Versus Hulk Hogan and the Topless Dungeon & Dragons

This time on The Bastardcast, Jeremy and Jason talk about the Hulk Hogan sex tape, a time traveling attorney, topless dungeon masters, variant cover pollution, the worst DC hero of all time, and much, much more.

After HEADLINES, Jason talks to Halo: Forward Onto Dawn director Stewart Hendler about casting Master Chief, how much creative freedom he had, and the process of adapting the world of Halo for the screen.

Are you not entertained?!?! Too bad, because at the end there is another round of VERSUS where Jason lobbies for the TARDIS as a superior time machine to the DeLorean, which Jeremy meekly advocates… and now you know which one of us writes these little descriptions. #TeamTardis


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