Versus Podcast 100!

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Hello friends, it’s been a long time since we busted out of carbonite and returned this podcast to the internets. In that time, we’ve laughed, we’ve cried, we’ve sang, we’ve titillated and taco’d, but now we’ve finally made it to our 100th Episode. That’s right, SWEET SWEET SYNDICATION IS OURS! So to celebrate Jeremy’s new yacht and Jason’s new chin implants, the guys have pressed their cummerbunds, bleached their assholes, and rammed a ton of references to show’s past and our best bits (comparatively speaking) as a part of what we are humbly calling, “The BastardCast Centennial Celebration Podcast of Magic, Lighting, Intelligence, and Pleasure!

On the show for this momentous occasion: [read more>>]

Versus NYCC and Lovemaking the Machete Way

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This time on The BastardCast, Jeremy and Jason are up all night to get some… cheese fries. They’re also talking about Jason’s adventures in the big city during New York Comic Con and all the big comic book news that came out of the con, as well as the week’s biggest nerd news stories, and that one time when people were doing it in the movie theater while Jason watched Machete Kills.

What are those nerd news stories? Well, we play the Michael B. Jordan casting game, wag a finger at Harrison Ford for his indecisiveness about Star Wars Episode VII and Blade Runner II, George Lucas and JJ Abrams share fried mac and cheese balls, Jason and Jeremy discuss GTA V’s free crack giveaway (they’re dolling out half a mils worth of pixelated money), and the guys discuss their Hawaii Five-O script — “Book-M Dano: An Odyssey in Space”.

Also on the show, the fellas discuss NASA’s unfair bias against experienced slackers, talk about the glory that is Mel Gibson’s and spoil the shit out of Gravity (it’s the last thing on the show… so you have no excuse to bail before that if you haven’t seen it… that is unless we suck.)pug-roomn

All that and wheelchair jousting with Harry Knowles, ON The BastardCast!

Versus Johnny Depp, the New Doctor, and Shark… Weak

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This time on The BastardCast, Jeremy, Jason, and habitual guest Matthew Jackson discuss the latest Batman casting rumors (and Jason’s desperate desire to be Robin), why Johnny Depp should care a little more and suck a little less, and why Peter Capaldi will make a better Doctor Who than a marzipan dildo.

Also on the show: Boba Fett’s new reality TV show, why The Flash sounds like a kinder, fast moving version of Dexter, how DC Entertainment and the ani-Maniacs over at Warner Bros. need to grow a pair and not screw the Flash TV show up, and visual confirmation that Gustavo Fring is alive, well, and still making dope-ass chicken fingers in New Jersey.

Do you need more? Apparently, so did Bruce Willis, because Sly Stallone has taken to twitter in a manly way to possibly diss his former co-star while also announcing that Harrison Ford is entering The Stallone Zone to star in Expendables 3: Rise of the Hernia Sling.

Still not enough? Alright, alright, Harrison Ford also lays out his idea of an acceptable Indiana Jones swan song, Karl Urban gets an offer from one of the boys that he will surely refuse after urging the Star Trek creative team to embrace exploration, and George Lucas‘ dirty little secret about also being Michael McDonald is revealed thanks to “The Butter Song”.

All that and whatever the opposite of wholesome is ON The BastardCast!RoombaThe BastardCast: Held down from Nerdist-like podcast-y glory by those damn American critics.

Versus the Specter of George Lucas and the Spectacle of Daniel Aykroyd

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This week on The Bastardcast, which is a thing you apparently listen to, Jeremy and Jason discuss why Dan Aykroyd‘s hope tastes like tumor salad. Also, the great question of life is asked: why is Futurama no longer a TV show but Vanilla Ice churning freaking butter is? [read more>>]

Versus Batman, George Lucas, and the Legion of Butter

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This week on THE BASTARDCAST, Jason and Jeremy return after a brief hiatus to talk about why George Lucas hates you,Community pander-puppets, why nobody seems to care about Robin’s death… including Batman, and a pantsless drunk chick and her pow-pow-power wheel aided attempt to escape the long arm of the law. [read more>>]

Versus Pandas, Sam Jackson, And The Nerd Plague

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This week on The Bastardcast, Jason and Jeremy are talking about League’s of Justice, overrated Avengers, a divided Joseph Gordon Levitt, Sam Jackson yelling, Panda Blood, and a crude video game sex analogy. What comes after that? Stop crowding me with your questions! Also, the boys weigh in on Dave Mustaine‘s need to get a good man an affordable suit, a woman who prefers plaid, evolutionary fists of love, catsup kerfuffles, the land o’ Hobbits, the kvetching Dead, and the one trillionth argument about what a real nerd* is. [read more>>]