Schools Supergirl and the Warlords of YouSuckLand

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From the harsh terrible wastelands (the internet) come two brave heroes (chubby guys with microphones) to do battle with (talk about) the evils of this world (ok, that last bit might be pretty accurate.) This week, Jeremy and Jason run through how Snoop Dogg failed grade 8 history, why Alan Thicke and his wife aced sex-ed, and where Harry Shearer will have to accept that job has the school janitor.

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Dawns a Justice Teaser and Calls Out For More #DongsAcrossWesteros

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This time on The Mucho Mucho Robusto Fuego Hour, the squat one and the one who is too big to squat get political by aligning with America’s hot sister Anna Kendrick for her Game of Thrones dong campaign #DongsAcrossWesteros #FreeTheDragonFromTheCatacombs. Also, Jeremy and Jason battle over the worth of seeing the Batman V. Superman: Dawn of Justice trailer in IMAX with some helpful tips for those of you who are without a nearby theater, talking tiger sidekicks become a thing thanks to the Wonder Woman directorial shift, and more!

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Says No To The Dress and Yes To More Aliens (We Mean Both Blomkamp and BleezGax-7)

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This time on the all new lemon scented RadioBastard podcast hour of power, Jeremy and Jason get wrapped up in the timeless internet sensation known as #DressGate. Also, there’s some hot llama action, a plot to steal Winston Churchill‘s vampire blood and a hot Latin body for Jason, 47 uses for chicken skin, and DuckTales! Wooo… Wha?

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Versus The #RinkDink #ClownPound #HashTag #Instagramapalooza

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Live from the corner of sleep deprivation and poor impulse control, it’s The BastardCast, the #1 authority in unearned self-proclamations. This time on the show we’re serving up a well-spiced stew of humor, entertainment news, weirdness, food, heart and also #ClownPounding.

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Versus Tacos For Breakfast and The Transformers Of The Deep South

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This time on The BastardCast, Jeremy and Jason are joined by regional tag team dead lift champions Chris Cummins (Den of Geek US) and Matthew Jackson (Blastr) to pump up the show.

What do we talk about with our jowly and fur covered mouths that have worn the shame of gravy for longer than most men?

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Versus Jimmy Cameron, The MILF of Dragons, and The Planet Ron Paul

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This time on The BastardCast, Jason and Jeremy talk about Jason’s psychic manipulation of Bill Murray, and the MILF of Dragons and the competing Game of Thrones porno flicks (it’s like Olympus Has Fallen and White House Down with better stories and more boobs)

Also on the show: The boys investigate the Christopher Reeve grilled chesus effect, reboot plans for the Terminator and the watery grave that awaits the franchise, and a Captain Planet movie that can sooth the festering wound that Iron Man left on the soul of good.

Will Pac Rim die screaming while Adam Sandler stands over its crashed body yelling “Whoopidie doo!” and David Spade un-cancels the apocalypse with his un-earned snark? Will Robert Loggia sign on to Independence Day 2: Rise of the Star Whackers next? Is Jeremy dead inside? Is Dabney Coleman alive? Shall we play a game?

These answers will be revealed! But we understand that you need more, so hows about a trip back to 1938 for a look back at one of the Great Moments in Misogyny (sssarcasm)? More? Alright, space lookers have discovered three planets that we may one day use up and toss aside like a spent Capri-Sun, so we’ll talk about that and gaze with confusion and love at our devices as Jason adorably describes his polite view of space exploration. 

Lastly, on Trailergasm, the boys act out an uncomfortable shower scene between Sly Stallone and Ahnold and discuss, The Escape Plan, aka that film where Jesus locks up Rambo and the guy from Kindergarden Cop, only to be saved by 50 Cent and his magic stick.
All that and ghosts who watch you have sex, on THE BASTARDCASTwarm-copiesThe BastardCast: Still conflicted about that whole Tiffany vs. Debbie Gibson thing.

Versus Sex Bots and Patrick Swayze’s Ghost

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This week on The Bastardcast: Jason and Jeremy return from their tour of Yo Momma to talk about the big drama surrounding a little bit of peen in Saga #12, a Game of Thrones fan’s Craigslist enabled sexy time fantasy, and world renowned sugar-tit enthusiast Mel Gibson’s possible directorial return for The Expendables vs. The Macabees: A Time Travel Adventure, aka Expendables 3. [read more>>]