Ever Wonder What R2-D2 Was Saying?


WONDER NO MORE! That scholar among men known as Eclectic Method painstakingly poured over the whole 13 hours and 17 minutes of the Star Wars hexalogy (that’s the proper term, not ‘sextology‘ which I can’t say without giggling,) and deciphered what each bleep and bloop actually meant.

Weird, you mean he was speaking some strange robot language the whole time? I thought he was just extremely filthy and Lucas had to bleep out all of his lines.

Show’s what I fucking know…

via eclecticmethod

Here’s Supercut Of He-Man’s Best One-Liners Because He-Man Is A Huge Jerk


You know the above video (made by DreamWorksTV because viral videos are now part of someones corporate synergy,) just makes me want to go back and binge watch the classic Filmation cartoon with adult eyes. Was He-Man such a jerk? Did my young ears miss out on the subtext that he was a total jock that mocked you and then gave you a good ol’fashioned beating?

Lobster lips‘… Classic He-Man. More like the Burn-Master of the Universe, am I right? [read more>>]