Versus a Tubby Time Lord and Superman Hits the Sauce

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Most shows make you wait decades for a lost episode (suck it, Doctor Who!) The BastardCast plays by their own rules and releases one mere days after it was thought kidnapped by the forces of evil (faulty Toshiba). Really, it’s a long story involving hard drives and ninjas so we won’t bore you with all the exciting details (there was a car chase! Jason got shot in the knee!)

Joining Jeremy and Jason on this unearthed artifact is long time friend of people he’s known for a long time, Chris Cummins for a rousing hour of fart jokes, geekery and, nerd news from 8 days ago… because all of this stuff STILL MATTERS!

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Versus Our T.HanksGiving Festival of Love

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This time on The BastardCast, Brian’s dead y’all, and we don’t know how to use spoiler alerts! Also, Jeremy and Jason welcome Matthew Jackson back to talk about whether the ghost of Patrick Swayze will team up with the ghost of Kelly Lynch’s career to guide the Roadhouse remake to box office figures that are so large that even Jeff Healey can see them. [read more>>]

Versus Two Time Lords, A Batman and a Pizza Place

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Gather round for the latest episode of The BastardCast! This time, Jeremy and Jason give you enough to eat at home (or wherever you listen to the show) as they discuss the heartwarming Batkid, the latest batch of mind-numbing Batman vs. Superman rumors (HEADLINE! Key Grip Says Ghost of Gorshin to Go Gonzo in Gotham!), and we dissect the Doctor Who prequel mini-sode and preview the 50th Anniversary Special. [read more>>]

Versus JCVD, Unicorns After Dark and, Fred the Asteroid

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This time on The Real Heroes of Podcasting, otherwise known as The BastardCast, Jeremy and Jason are joined by leather clad dynamo Chris Cummins (Geekadelphia, Topless Robot, & HibernationSickness.com) to do the no-no dance with words and emotion and sexual fervor. Also, Star Wars and a special iTeam investigation, “Unicorns vs. Dragons: Who Would You Rather Get Blown By?” The answer may surprise you.

What more do you need to fill the whole in your lives blasted through you by the cancellation of NBC’s IRONSIDE? How about the long awaited return of TACO TIME!?! Do you need more? Alright, we’re talking about the great comic book boob blockade, the future of Daredevil, the death of Beware the Batman, and we discuss Marvel and DC’s failings in the making good superhero movies with strong lady heroes in the lead.

You know we gotta talk about Russia’s war on asteroids, a global killer named Fred, the Captain America: Winter Soldier trailer (which we watch with both of our eyes!), customer service with JCVD, the ways that Steven Moffat wrath fucks the Whovian kind, Sulu and Checkov sitting in a tree, and in a new segment called “Rapping with Jason”, Jason spits Fresh Prince lyrics while taking you through which scotch tapes you’re going to want on hand this holiday season.

All that and BONUS CONTENT FEATURING LIES ABOUT PUMPKINS AND YOUR FATHER, on The BastardCast!waynes_world_doritos-medThe BastardCast, willing to sell out at a moments notice.

Versus #Batfleck Begins and Three Other Things

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This time on The BastardCast, Jere… screw it. BATMAN FEVER! Ben Affleck is the latest actor to put on the cowl and Jeremy and Jason have armed themselves against the imposing waves of nerd hate to talk about the good, the bad, and the unknown regarding Warner Bros. shocking choice.

That’s not all! There’s other stuff to discuss like Sylvester Stallone‘s possible Rambo return, the way that Mel Gibson may be curling his way back to legitimacy, a cell phone that goes up your butt (no, it’s not the platinum iPhone), and a robot stand-up comedian.

More? Fine! Jason yells about Steven Moffat‘s comments about the Doctor’s regeneration limit, Katee Sackhoff wants to play Harley Quinn and Mark Wahlberg wants to play Iron Man, and a Canadian dentist wants to play God thanks to his pricey purchase of a John Lennon tooth and advances in Mammoth cloning.

We’ve also got Jason drooling all over The World’s End, Simon Pegg getting lippy about Star Trek fans, Sean Connery‘s sad cinematic death, and for some reason, Jason adopts a Scottish accent for the last 7 minutes of the show.

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The BastardCast: We did not try to set Dick Van Dyke on fire.

Versus Johnny Depp, the New Doctor, and Shark… Weak

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This time on The BastardCast, Jeremy, Jason, and habitual guest Matthew Jackson discuss the latest Batman casting rumors (and Jason’s desperate desire to be Robin), why Johnny Depp should care a little more and suck a little less, and why Peter Capaldi will make a better Doctor Who than a marzipan dildo.

Also on the show: Boba Fett’s new reality TV show, why The Flash sounds like a kinder, fast moving version of Dexter, how DC Entertainment and the ani-Maniacs over at Warner Bros. need to grow a pair and not screw the Flash TV show up, and visual confirmation that Gustavo Fring is alive, well, and still making dope-ass chicken fingers in New Jersey.

Do you need more? Apparently, so did Bruce Willis, because Sly Stallone has taken to twitter in a manly way to possibly diss his former co-star while also announcing that Harrison Ford is entering The Stallone Zone to star in Expendables 3: Rise of the Hernia Sling.

Still not enough? Alright, alright, Harrison Ford also lays out his idea of an acceptable Indiana Jones swan song, Karl Urban gets an offer from one of the boys that he will surely refuse after urging the Star Trek creative team to embrace exploration, and George Lucas‘ dirty little secret about also being Michael McDonald is revealed thanks to “The Butter Song”.

All that and whatever the opposite of wholesome is ON The BastardCast!RoombaThe BastardCast: Held down from Nerdist-like podcast-y glory by those damn American critics.

Versus What’s Next For Doctor Who?

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 In keeping with Whovian tradition, when a Doctor leaves the show, fans must lose their ever-loving minds parsing every moment that preceded the announcement in search of clues while also wildly speculating about the future of the show and who will be the next TARDIS inhabitant.

Not wanting to be left out in the cold, we invited Nerdbastards and Blastr contributor Matthew Jackson to join us for a special Bastard Bonus Cast that is extra special and a bonus for you, our sexy and flexible listeners. The show is called: “What’s Next for Doctor Who?” and not “What is Doctor Who?” which is a show where Jeremy yells about two hearts while he stands in a closet that he swears is bigger on the inside.

Here is what you get when you choose to press play on this show, “The Bastard Bonus Cast: What’s Next for Doctor Who?”

– Matt Smith’s Legacy as The Doctor

– The Future of Doctor Who and Matt Smith’s Career

– Steven Moffat’s Time as Showrunner

– And Our Picks for The Next Doctor and the great debate about changing the Doctor’s race and/or sex.

So, press play because this shit is Timetastic!

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The Bastard Bonus Cast, Where my tribble’s at?