Not going to lie, I have been very underwhelmed by what we’ve seen from Jurassic World so far. Yes, I know diehard fans of the franchise have their hopes up high but I still feel the pangs of disappointment on the horizon.
The very notion that, after the three previous installments, a major corporation would attempt to make the dream of a dinosaur theme park a reality (the insurance premiums alone would be astronomical not to mention the fact that ain’t no one gonna use the porta potties.) Couple that with this whole ‘making a larger, smarter and probably hungrier dinosaur’ plot piece and the whole things seems ridiculous, right?
VFX artist magical movie digital wizard man, Darren Wallace, thought it wasn’t absurd enough and made the above video. What was once poised to be a underperforming popcorn summer blockbuster has become something awesome.
Come for the Jeff Goldblum/Gallimimus hybrids (Goldblimimus?) Stay for the velociraptors riding dirt bikes.
You are doing the lords work, Darren.
An unfortunately non-parodied, full length, (and most likely much sillier,) release for Jurassic World will happen on June 11th, 2015.