Versus Bill Clinton and the Perfect Stranger Danger from Mars

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Welcome to the festival of light that is The BastardCast, unfortunately the chicken wing coupons that we sent out are expired. Sorry, but hey the #TimeChallenge continues, we sorta have have Star Wars new. Plus the finer points of the great May 6th, 2016 Sophie’s Choice of movie blockbuster weekends that DC/Marvel have set up for us and the worst audition tape ever for a late night TV talk show (but it is for basic cable, so we still have a chance!)

On the show this week we talk about the funny and informative topics, like:

  • Did Obi Wan break the Jedi Code to break off a piece?
  • Will a Timecop reboot matter without the splendor that is JCVD?
  • Pet Avengers theatrical trilogy to end the world in 2028, a survey says(!) that Marvel may greenlight Iron Man 4 as soon as Robert Downey Jr. picks out an island to buy, and the great Captain America 3/Batman and Superman: Friendship is Magic battle is confirmed for 2016, thus fulfilling the prophecy.
  • The Truffle Shuffle is about to become a thing again.
  • We unleash a flurry of GOLDEN TV show pitches for the folks at NBC #MrTAndA
  • Archie goan die! Senior Archie Correspondent Chris Cummins reaches us through the magic of a lost and sacred technology to deliver his take, since we don’t even know!
  • Amazon buys ComiXology, but do they really own it if they can’t download it to their hard drive?
  • Bill Clinton wants to believe.
  • Truthiness about the latest shift in late night

And we both review the latest results from the #TimeChallenge and debate the merits of The Terminator VERSUS H.G. Wells… VOTE NOW!


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All that and sleep deprivation depravity on The BastardCast!

Versus #CancelColbert and MossMan McButtstuffs

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Congratulations, you’ve selected the the 95th episode of The BastardCast, a comedy and entertainment podcast for rich and beautiful people BY portly slacker types. On the show this week: I was a teenage teenager! The results from the first ever #TimeChallenge! Over using exclamation points! Oh and the latest in pop-culture news:

Like a rolling boulder on a falling rope bridge shouting at you that Jehovah begins with an I while speaking in a vaguely Cate Blanchett/German accent, we… lost our train of thought, but we’re talking about the possibility of rebooting Indiana Jones, so we’ve got that going for us. Continue reading

Versus The Cat From Outer Space (who is a huge jerk)

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Hey Cowboy Supreme! Get your cheddar hat on and put your ass in neutral, it’s time for the mother loving BastardCast starring Rickety John and the Uptown One Man Trio and they’re gonna tie a gutter snake around a rainbow and give effort to the task of wonderment, bitch! PLUS: The #TimeChallenge beings with round of 8. This week it’s Doctor Who vs Bill and Ted, YOU MAKE THE CALL.

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Versus Tacos For Breakfast and The Transformers Of The Deep South

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This time on The BastardCast, Jeremy and Jason are joined by regional tag team dead lift champions Chris Cummins (Den of Geek US) and Matthew Jackson (Blastr) to pump up the show.

What do we talk about with our jowly and fur covered mouths that have worn the shame of gravy for longer than most men?

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Versus Matrix Revulsions and the Amazing Spider-Cat

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This time on The BastardCast, Jeremy and Jason are wearing shame as we find them passed out on the red carpet. Yes, it’s the Official BastardCast Oscar Special Where We Talk About the Academy Awards for About Four Minutes!

Glamour, glitz, and a whole lot of filler await those of you with balls big enough to click play this week!

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Versus P-Stew and The Gardeners of the Galaxy

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You know him as “Joe the Policeman” from the “What’s Going Down?” episode of That’s My Mama, Blastr.com’s own Matthew “Action” Jackson joins Jeremy and Jason for another installment of The Bastard Cast Power Hour of Fun and Practical Life Advice!

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Versus The LEGO Warriors of the Taco Robot Wars

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Come with us now for an experience that will stress your senses and tickle your gag reflex AND your funny bone. The astounding, the horrifying, the morbidly obese, and infectiously clever — The BastardCast. We are thought stallions rolling across a docile plain, a dust cloud of airborne giggle bits trailing the swipe of our night black tails. You will suck the marrow from the bone of this podcast and it will fill you with justice, purpose, and also marrow. Which is so gross.

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